Tracklist: Made Up Songs
(back)
side a
01. children run away (from the man with the candy)
02. blonde & beautiful, beat-up (+ the bitch was young)
03. where's jerry lewis?
04. homos
05. i sucked the saliva off the dead homo's ass
06. la da da da, la da da de, la da da dum dum
07. love in the sand
08. is it right to kiss the boys (when you're a girl and not a boy?)
09. sailors board me now
10. april fool's (he had the change done at the shop)
11. barnyard boys in heat (just experimenting and enjoying ourselves)
12. i had a second change done at the shop (now i've added animal cocks)
13. tiger tot tommy, victoria victim holly (learning how to live)
14. which one of you gave my daughter the dope?
15. i'm back to women (i couldn't keep it up)
16. i'm evil, jack
17. the benefits of aids
18. feel the heat (feel the meat in your mouth)
19. bathhouse
20. anthony andrews
21. the saddest day (a-i-d-s, oh boy)
side b
01. (don't bother) darling daughter dotty is dead
02. who needs love when i was born with jewels
03. mr. right (1985)
04. i only play 4 money (1985)
05. adam & steve (1986)
06. god is gay (country version)
07. were the boys merely kissing or just fooling around?
08. boys will be boys
09. the day my lover came back
10. stand up for your rights (or sit down)
11. the day i got aids
12. how many times, times, times (pink triangle special)
13. no more 'nams
14. man, man man (#3)
15. g-a-y
16. the quilt
17. enter i
18. garden of eden
19. blue is for boys
20. fuck off
21. i was so open
22. love & peace & harmony
23. have u met mr. love?