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Lyrics: Dennis Flemion: Voice Only

 


01: oh the ants (crawl around and around)
02: if she ain't a whore (then one ain't never been born)
03: run away (hey hey)
04: the rainbow sky
05: tiger blue (with the poo poo pen)
06: oh it's funny (it's not so funny)
07: i'm singing my song
08: the walls of our home
09: love sanctuary
10: cripple time for the cripple boy
11: let me make you one
12: this can't be right
13: balloon brain baby
14: so this is the love that they bring
15: making up (the/to) baby
16: smiling cheetah
17: i knew something was wrong
18: the vipers in the diapers
19: are you listening to the deaf boy?
20: the leopard sinks in the mud
21: i knew (i'd blow that beast/fucker away)


OH THE ANTS (CRAWL AROUND AND AROUND):

hey what's going on over there?

well the shadows of the plants they're makin' me crazy

growing quite frankly moving like blazes

crawling on the walls quite soon they'll be crawling up the sky

oh the ants crawl around

oh the ants making funny

oh the ants crawl around and around

oh the ants crawl around

oh the ants making funny

oh the ants crawl around and around

well the shadows left my room that was making me crazy

torch the little devils and they run for safety

crawling through the earth for good they'll not see another sky

oh the ants crawled around

oh the ants making funny

oh the ants crawled around and around

oh the ants crawled around

oh the ants real funny

oh the ants crawled around and around

and around and around and around

goodbye mr. ant (goodbye)

goodbye to you (goodbye)

i said goodbye (i said goodbye too)

goodbye

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IF SHE AIN'T A WHORE (THEN ONE AIN'T NEVER BEEN BORN):

like what did he say to you?

well he was saying, he asked me if i had a quarter

man that's gonna be a great story in homeroom

the man said come on in you got a quarter

step right up and meet my daughter

if she ain't a whore then one ain't never been born

before

come on in you got a quarter

fist right up and bank my daughter

if she ain't a whore then one ain't never been born

yea so, so he asked me if i had a quarter and i gave it to him

really? then what happened after that

well, i don't know if i want to say, i'll tell you in homeroom

yea that's gonna be a good story for homeroom i can't wait

can't, can't you tell me anything that happened?

no no, i don't want to give it away

hey both you buddies you got a quarter on you?

get outta here you bum

fuck, i'm the guy in the song

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RUN AWAY (HEY HEY):

there's a gentle breeze blowing through my mind

i'd like to sing this song and leave the world behind

and run away hey hey hey hey hey hey

run away hey hey hey hey hey hey, run away

there's a monster crowd, there's a monster crowd growing in my mind

i'd like to, i'll have to buy a gun and leave them all to die

and run away hey hey hey hey hey hey

run away hey hey hey hey hey hey, run away

but there's a gentle breeze blowing through my mind

i'd like to sing this song and leave them all behind

and run away hey hey hey hey hey hey

run away hey hey hey hey hey hey

run away, run away, run away, run away, run away

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THE RAINBOW SKY:

well it's the rainbow sky

so beautiful tonight

well it's the rainbow sky

in the sky

it's the rainbow sky

goin down town

it's the rainbow sky

flying all around

it's the rainbow sky

and that is why my condom is thrown down

you look so beautiful

lying in the weeds

you look so beautiful

sipping on your iced tea

it was so beautiful

both of us lying in the weeds

beneath the rainbow sky

the world was so beautiful

beneath the rainbow sky in the sky

beneath the rainbow sky

it was really beautiful tonight

but then my condom leaked

and you were freaked out

oh the condom flipped and flied away

oh you cried and your dress was semen spoiled

but i said hey, that's no way to treat a man of my age

beneath the rainbow sky

the night was beautiful

beneath the rainbow sky way in the sky

it's the rainbow sky

making you love me dear, tonight

tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

tonight, and every night

hey buddy, throw that con.. throw that condom back over the wall

there i still want to get some uses out of it it's got a couple more

things left maybe

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TIGER BLUE (WITH THE POO POO PEN):

no one wants to change his cage

they all say just act your age

no one wants to change his cage

ok it's tiger blue with the poo poo pen

tiger blue as strong as ten whole men

tiger blue in his poo poo pen today

then there's a fire and the flames they break his cage

and the flames grow higher till no one can escape

then comes blue tiger, and he will not forget

and the men will soon regret

that they had never cleaned up his cage

so now it's

tiger blue out of his poo poo pen

tiger blue eating ten whole men

tiger blue no more poo poo pen today

it's tiger blue with the poo poo pen

tiger blue as strong as ten whole men

tiger blue go smell his poo poo pen today, today

tiger blue... poo poo pen

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OH IT'S FUNNY (IT'S NOT SO FUNNY):

everyone laughed when i missed my step

then i fell straight down to my death

there's a killer in the mist

and i bet i can guess where his fist has been

oh it's funny, it's so funny

oh it's funny, it's not so funny

oh it's funny, it's so funny

it's not funny fuck you

everyone laughed when they covered me with dirt

but i last laughed as they pissed on my dirt my grave rose up high

let them fist that on for size

oh it's funny, it's so funny

oh it's funny, but it's not so funny

oh it's funny, it's so funny

if it's so funny you can now go to hell

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I'M SINGING MY SONG:

i'm singing my song

and i know that you love me

yes i'm singing my song

and i know that you need me

yes i'm singing my song

and i know that you want me tonight

i'm singing my song

and i know you dig me

yes i'm singing my song

and i know that you are mad about me

i'm singing my song

and i know that you really think i'm wild tonight

let's fly to mars

tear up a turnip patch on venus

let's fly to saturn

and tear up a cucumber patch there

you should be...

yes i'm singing my song

and i know that you love me

yes i'm singing my song

and i know that you need me

yes i'm singing my song

and i know that you'll have me tonight

you really have to have me tonight

and you will want to kiss me tonight

tonight the night for out love

and you are gonna love me tonight

forever you will really love me tonight

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THE WALLS OF OUR HOME:

there's a monster

crawling on the back of my mother

and father isn't back

and there's another

tearing down the walls of our home

like a vampire

who would like to bite the sun

there's a demon

who's spoiling all the fun

if there's a hero

he must be hiding in the walls of our home

hmmm... of our home

hmmm... of our home

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LOVE SANCTUARY:

when love is an endangered species

and all hearts have been outlawed

the only place where you will find love

is in my love sanctuary

is in my love sanctuary

is in my love sanctu-very much

sanctu-very much

sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-very much

love is an endangered species

and all hearts have been outlawed

the only place where you will find live

is in my love sanctuary

is in my love sanctuary

is in my love sanctu-very much

sanctu-very much

sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-ooohh.. very much, woman

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CRIPPLE TIME FOR THE CRIPPLE BOY:

well it's cripple time for the cripple boy

put him on the railroad tracks put him in the oven

cripple time for the cripple boy

put him in the garbage compactor crush him up good

but don't make him cry boys

don't make him bleed

just open up the ground and plant his little body like a seed

it's killing time for the baking boy

crush him up plant him up eat the wheelchair

cripple time for the cripple boy

hey bud it's time for you to go

cripple time for the cripple boy

-please leave me alone

no you're getting crushed

cripple time for the cripple boy

-come on leave me al....

fuck you

cripple time for the cripple boy

-agh.. cut it out

god damn you

cripple time for the cripple boy

-arrgh..

shut up

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LET ME MAKE YOU ONE:

said i'm very good at making babies

let me make you one

i'm very good at making babies

let me make you one

let me make you one

-then the guru said...

i'm very good at making holy

let me make you one

i'm very good at making holy

let me make you one

let me make you one

let me make you one

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THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT:

this can't be right

they're carving a hole in my chest

this can't be right

they're carving a hole in my chest

maybe i'm wrong

for putting their tribe to the test

maybe i'm wrong

for putting a stone through their ches.. through their heads

i could be wrong

they're carving a hole in my chest

maybe i'm wrong

they're putting a hole through my

maybe i'm wrong, maybe i'm wrong

maybe i'm wrong

but some say that i have been blessed

maybe i'm wrong

but baby i'm dead, dead

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BALLOON BRAIN BABY:

you got a balloon brain baby

why don't you take it out and throw it away

you got a balloon brain baby

why don't you take it out and throw it away

you got a balloon brain baby

take it out and throw it away

when the moons flying high

and the dog in the sky

and he's a pooping on your train

you got a brain baby

you got a poop on your brain

why don't you throw it away

you got a brain baby

you got poop on your brain

go on and throw it away

you got a balloon baby

you got a balloon for a brain

so go and throw it away

you got a balloon, hey baby

you got a balloon baby

and throw it away

thank you

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SO THIS IS THE LOVE THAT THEY BRING:

so this is the love that they bring

to make the clouds cry

to make the girls sigh

so this is the love that they bring

to make the world grow

to make their hearts glow

this is the love they bring

this is the love that they bring

this is the love that they bring

to make the clouds cry

to make the girls sigh

this is the love that they bring

to make the world grow

to make their hearts glow

this is the love

oh this is the love

this is the love

oh this is the love

if this is love give me hate

if this is love please give me hate

they have the love that makes you hate, hate

their kind of love makes you hate, hate

they have the kind that i hate

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MAKING UP (THE / TO) BABY:

but right now

i'm making up the baby

i'm changing diapers folding clothes

i'm making up the baby

i give a kiss on the toes

i'm going down the road

i'm going down and down

i'm going down the road

i'm going down and down

i'm going down the road

i'm going down and down

when i saw the red light and i saw the blue light

and i saw the police and left and my wallet fell down

and i was leaving the whore house

i said i gotta go now

in a little while i'll be back

but right now i gotta get home

cause i gotta be making up the baby

i'm changing diapers folding clothes

i'm making up the baby

i'm changing diapers folding clothes

i'm making up the baby

i'm sorry baby

i'm making up the baby

i'm so sorry baby

making up the baby

i know you believe me baby when i say

making up the baby

i'm going down the road

i'm going down down down

i'm going down the road

down down down

i'm going down the road and a what do i see

but the whorehouse is standing in front of me

and now this time i got about four thousand dollars

and after i was through and i lost

i didn't even get a piece

and then i left and said "oh my god what have i done"

i said "well i gotta go" and they said "oh please stay"

and i said, "no i gotta get home"

and so i said "well, i'll be back but in the meantime i'll be makin up the baby"

changing diapers folding clothes

i'm coming home to you baby

i'll put some roses by your toes

oh sorry baby

i'm so sorry sorry baby

said "i'm sorry that's how it goes"

i said "i'm sorry sorry baby"

but that's how it goes, how it goes, how it goes

and down the road and down the road

and no no no, i can't go down the road, down the road

i gotta stay home goin down the road, going the road, the road

the whores, the roads, the homes, and babies

and the making up the baby

jesus baby i really, you know once in a while

agh.. you fold the clothes and the diapers

cause i'm changing them and i don't even know anymore really

it's a joint proposition i guess is the thing i'm saying and

by the way have you found my wallet, i left my wallet

i think you put it in the washing machine when you did the wash last time

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SMILING CHEETAH:

don't be nervous

but there's a smiling cheetah

wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway

smiling cheetah

the moon wondoway

the sun took the cake

hungry cheetah where is my food

-it's coming sir, it's coming sir, it's coming sir, it's coming sir

where's my cake and who took my spoon

-the sun did sir, the sun did sir, the sun sir, the sun sir

smiling cheetah

wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway

smiling cheetah

the moon wondoway

the sun it will pay

you took the cake

so you must die

-i'm sorry sir, i'm sorry sir, i'm sorry sir, so sorry sir

but hey, i could use the light

-i hope so sir, i hope so sir, oh thank you sir, oh thank you sir

smiling cheetah

wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway

smiling cheetah

the sun made the day

then the moon took the cake

smiling cheetah

wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway

smiling cheetah

cheetahahahaha

cheetah

oh you're real frightening mr. cheetah

why don't you have a dose of this buddy

you wanna find out what a wondoway is?

you'll really wondoway when you get a juice

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I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG:

there came a lizard from the mouth

of the woman who spoke of things to come

but not when i was even batted when

she reached out and grabbed it between her thumbs

but i knew something was wrong

when she was placing it inside her

i knew something was wrong

made a mess of her vagina

i knew something was wrong

it tried to dig a hole to china

i knew something was wrong

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THE VIPERS IN THE DIAPERS:

mmmmm....

the vipers in the diapers were approaching the zoo

how the sun jumped over the moon

the lightning warned the kite kings

that the snakes were in view

but the moon moved over the zoo

why do they have to bite for food

why must they drink blood

why is it always night for food

there aught to be a flood

to bury them in mud

the zebras never say much when their eyes aren't in use

when the teeth touch down they're asleep

the rhinos sleep like winos

but when something's that smooth

and the diapers are emptying soon

why did they have to bite for food

why have to have blood

why was it always night for food

and then there was the flood

that buried them in mud

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ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE DEAF BOY?:

are you listening to the deaf boy breath

he's never gonna make it home

make you hungry when the deaf boy bleeds

he didn't hear the vampire tone

hear the tone of the blood

hear the tone of the wings as he drops down

drop down, drop down, drop down

drop down, drop down, drop down

are you listening to the deaf foo-parleyvinkeeoo

are you listening as the deaf boy leaves

the ambulance is going home

make you cry when the deaf boy can't breath

you'll never hear the vampire tone

hear the tone of the blood

hear the tone of the wings as he drops down

drop down, drop down, drop down

drop drop drop down, drop down, drop down

are you listening to the deaf boy

are you listening to the deaf boy

are you listening to the deaf boy at all?

-i'm not that's for sure that is not what i, i'm not listening

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THE LEOPARD SINKS IN THE MUD:

the leopard sinks in the mud

and his children are crying

the leopard stinks in the mud

cause the leopard is dying

oh won't you please

oh won't you please, please, please, please

the leopard's free of the mud

and his children are happy

the leopard pees on the mud

then he slips and it happens

and oh won't you please

oh won't you please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please

-please, won't you please

-please what, what are you talking about? what are you pleasing...

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I KNEW (I'D BLOW THAT BEAST / FUCKER AWAY):

i knew

when the roof caved in

that things were not so good

i knew right away

when the monsters head came through the roof

i knew things were bad

but i had my gun and yea

well i knew, i knew

i had to blow that beast away

i knew, i knew

i had to blow that fucker away

well i knew, i knew

i blow that fucker away baby

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