Lyrics: Dennis Flemion: Voice Only
01:
oh the ants (crawl around
and around)
02: if she
ain't a whore (then one ain't never been born)
03: run away (hey hey)
04: the rainbow sky
05: tiger blue (with the poo
poo pen)
06: oh it's funny (it's not so
funny)
07: i'm singing my song
08: the walls of our home
09: love sanctuary
10: cripple time for the cripple boy
11: let me make you one
12: this can't be right
13: balloon brain baby
14: so this is the love that they bring
15: making up (the/to) baby
16: smiling cheetah
17: i knew something was wrong
18: the vipers in the diapers
19: are you listening to the deaf boy?
20: the leopard sinks in the mud
21: i knew (i'd blow that beast/fucker away)
OH THE ANTS (CRAWL AROUND AND AROUND):
hey what's going on over there?
well the shadows of the plants they're makin' me crazy
growing quite frankly moving like blazes
crawling on the walls quite soon they'll be crawling up the sky
oh the ants crawl around
oh the ants making funny
oh the ants crawl around and around
oh the ants crawl around
oh the ants making funny
oh the ants crawl around and around
well the shadows left my room that was making me crazy
torch the little devils and they run for safety
crawling through the earth for good they'll not see another sky
oh the ants crawled around
oh the ants making funny
oh the ants crawled around and around
oh the ants crawled around
oh the ants real funny
oh the ants crawled around and around
and around and around and around
goodbye mr. ant (goodbye)
goodbye to you (goodbye)
i said goodbye (i said goodbye too)
goodbye
IF SHE AIN'T A WHORE (THEN ONE AIN'T NEVER BEEN BORN):
like what did he say to you?
well he was saying, he asked me if i had a quarter
man that's gonna be a great story in homeroom
the man said come on in you got a quarter
step right up and meet my daughter
if she ain't a whore then one ain't never been born
before
come on in you got a quarter
fist right up and bank my daughter
if she ain't a whore then one ain't never been born
yea so, so he asked me if i had a quarter and i gave it to him
really? then what happened after that
well, i don't know if i want to say, i'll tell you in homeroom
yea that's gonna be a good story for homeroom i can't wait
can't, can't you tell me anything that happened?
no no, i don't want to give it away
hey both you buddies you got a quarter on you?
get outta here you bum
fuck, i'm the guy in the song
there's a gentle breeze blowing through my mind
i'd like to sing this song and leave the world behind
and run away hey hey hey hey hey hey
run away hey hey hey hey hey hey, run away
there's a monster crowd, there's a monster crowd growing in my mind
i'd like to, i'll have to buy a gun and leave them all to die
and run away hey hey hey hey hey hey
run away hey hey hey hey hey hey, run away
but there's a gentle breeze blowing through my mind
i'd like to sing this song and leave them all behind
and run away hey hey hey hey hey hey
run away hey hey hey hey hey hey
run away, run away, run away, run away, run away
well it's the rainbow sky
so beautiful tonight
well it's the rainbow sky
in the sky
it's the rainbow sky
goin down town
it's the rainbow sky
flying all around
it's the rainbow sky
and that is why my condom is thrown down
you look so beautiful
lying in the weeds
you look so beautiful
sipping on your iced tea
it was so beautiful
both of us lying in the weeds
beneath the rainbow sky
the world was so beautiful
beneath the rainbow sky in the sky
beneath the rainbow sky
it was really beautiful tonight
but then my condom leaked
and you were freaked out
oh the condom flipped and flied away
oh you cried and your dress was semen spoiled
but i said hey, that's no way to treat a man of my age
beneath the rainbow sky
the night was beautiful
beneath the rainbow sky way in the sky
it's the rainbow sky
making you love me dear, tonight
tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
tonight, and every night
hey buddy, throw that con.. throw that condom back over the wall
there i still want to get some uses out of it it's got a couple more
things left maybe
TIGER BLUE (WITH THE POO POO PEN):
no one wants to change his cage
they all say just act your age
no one wants to change his cage
ok it's tiger blue with the poo poo pen
tiger blue as strong as ten whole men
tiger blue in his poo poo pen today
then there's a fire and the flames they break his cage
and the flames grow higher till no one can escape
then comes blue tiger, and he will not forget
and the men will soon regret
that they had never cleaned up his cage
so now it's
tiger blue out of his poo poo pen
tiger blue eating ten whole men
tiger blue no more poo poo pen today
it's tiger blue with the poo poo pen
tiger blue as strong as ten whole men
tiger blue go smell his poo poo pen today, today
tiger blue... poo poo pen
OH IT'S FUNNY (IT'S NOT SO FUNNY):
everyone laughed when i missed my step
then i fell straight down to my death
there's a killer in the mist
and i bet i can guess where his fist has been
oh it's funny, it's so funny
oh it's funny, it's not so funny
oh it's funny, it's so funny
it's not funny fuck you
everyone laughed when they covered me with dirt
but i last laughed as they pissed on my dirt my grave rose up high
let them fist that on for size
oh it's funny, it's so funny
oh it's funny, but it's not so funny
oh it's funny, it's so funny
if it's so funny you can now go to hell
i'm singing my song
and i know that you love me
yes i'm singing my song
and i know that you need me
yes i'm singing my song
and i know that you want me tonight
i'm singing my song
and i know you dig me
yes i'm singing my song
and i know that you are mad about me
i'm singing my song
and i know that you really think i'm wild tonight
let's fly to mars
tear up a turnip patch on venus
let's fly to saturn
and tear up a cucumber patch there
you should be...
yes i'm singing my song
and i know that you love me
yes i'm singing my song
and i know that you need me
yes i'm singing my song
and i know that you'll have me tonight
you really have to have me tonight
and you will want to kiss me tonight
tonight the night for out love
and you are gonna love me tonight
forever you will really love me tonight
there's a monster
crawling on the back of my mother
and father isn't back
and there's another
tearing down the walls of our home
like a vampire
who would like to bite the sun
there's a demon
who's spoiling all the fun
if there's a hero
he must be hiding in the walls of our home
hmmm... of our home
hmmm... of our home
when love is an endangered species
and all hearts have been outlawed
the only place where you will find love
is in my love sanctuary
is in my love sanctuary
is in my love sanctu-very much
sanctu-very much
sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-very much
love is an endangered species
and all hearts have been outlawed
the only place where you will find live
is in my love sanctuary
is in my love sanctuary
is in my love sanctu-very much
sanctu-very much
sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-sanctu-ooohh.. very much, woman
CRIPPLE TIME FOR THE CRIPPLE BOY:
well it's cripple time for the cripple boy
put him on the railroad tracks put him in the oven
cripple time for the cripple boy
put him in the garbage compactor crush him up good
but don't make him cry boys
don't make him bleed
just open up the ground and plant his little body like a seed
it's killing time for the baking boy
crush him up plant him up eat the wheelchair
cripple time for the cripple boy
hey bud it's time for you to go
cripple time for the cripple boy
-please leave me alone
no you're getting crushed
cripple time for the cripple boy
-come on leave me al....
fuck you
cripple time for the cripple boy
-agh.. cut it out
god damn you
cripple time for the cripple boy
-arrgh..
shut up
said i'm very good at making babies
let me make you one
i'm very good at making babies
let me make you one
let me make you one
-then the guru said...
i'm very good at making holy
let me make you one
i'm very good at making holy
let me make you one
let me make you one
let me make you one
this can't be right
they're carving a hole in my chest
this can't be right
they're carving a hole in my chest
maybe i'm wrong
for putting their tribe to the test
maybe i'm wrong
for putting a stone through their ches.. through their heads
i could be wrong
they're carving a hole in my chest
maybe i'm wrong
they're putting a hole through my
maybe i'm wrong, maybe i'm wrong
maybe i'm wrong
but some say that i have been blessed
maybe i'm wrong
but baby i'm dead, dead
you got a balloon brain baby
why don't you take it out and throw it away
you got a balloon brain baby
why don't you take it out and throw it away
you got a balloon brain baby
take it out and throw it away
when the moons flying high
and the dog in the sky
and he's a pooping on your train
you got a brain baby
you got a poop on your brain
why don't you throw it away
you got a brain baby
you got poop on your brain
go on and throw it away
you got a balloon baby
you got a balloon for a brain
so go and throw it away
you got a balloon, hey baby
you got a balloon baby
and throw it away
thank you
SO THIS IS THE LOVE THAT THEY BRING:
so this is the love that they bring
to make the clouds cry
to make the girls sigh
so this is the love that they bring
to make the world grow
to make their hearts glow
this is the love they bring
this is the love that they bring
this is the love that they bring
to make the clouds cry
to make the girls sigh
this is the love that they bring
to make the world grow
to make their hearts glow
this is the love
oh this is the love
this is the love
oh this is the love
if this is love give me hate
if this is love please give me hate
they have the love that makes you hate, hate
their kind of love makes you hate, hate
they have the kind that i hate
but right now
i'm making up the baby
i'm changing diapers folding clothes
i'm making up the baby
i give a kiss on the toes
i'm going down the road
i'm going down and down
i'm going down the road
i'm going down and down
i'm going down the road
i'm going down and down
when i saw the red light and i saw the blue light
and i saw the police and left and my wallet fell down
and i was leaving the whore house
i said i gotta go now
in a little while i'll be back
but right now i gotta get home
cause i gotta be making up the baby
i'm changing diapers folding clothes
i'm making up the baby
i'm changing diapers folding clothes
i'm making up the baby
i'm sorry baby
i'm making up the baby
i'm so sorry baby
making up the baby
i know you believe me baby when i say
making up the baby
i'm going down the road
i'm going down down down
i'm going down the road
down down down
i'm going down the road and a what do i see
but the whorehouse is standing in front of me
and now this time i got about four thousand dollars
and after i was through and i lost
i didn't even get a piece
and then i left and said "oh my god what have i done"
i said "well i gotta go" and they said "oh please stay"
and i said, "no i gotta get home"
and so i said "well, i'll be back but in the meantime i'll be makin up the baby"
changing diapers folding clothes
i'm coming home to you baby
i'll put some roses by your toes
oh sorry baby
i'm so sorry sorry baby
said "i'm sorry that's how it goes"
i said "i'm sorry sorry baby"
but that's how it goes, how it goes, how it goes
and down the road and down the road
and no no no, i can't go down the road, down the road
i gotta stay home goin down the road, going the road, the road
the whores, the roads, the homes, and babies
and the making up the baby
jesus baby i really, you know once in a while
agh.. you fold the clothes and the diapers
cause i'm changing them and i don't even know anymore really
it's a joint proposition i guess is the thing i'm saying and
by the way have you found my wallet, i left my wallet
i think you put it in the washing machine when you did the wash last time
don't be nervous
but there's a smiling cheetah
wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway
smiling cheetah
the moon wondoway
the sun took the cake
hungry cheetah where is my food
-it's coming sir, it's coming sir, it's coming sir, it's coming sir
where's my cake and who took my spoon
-the sun did sir, the sun did sir, the sun sir, the sun sir
smiling cheetah
wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway
smiling cheetah
the moon wondoway
the sun it will pay
you took the cake
so you must die
-i'm sorry sir, i'm sorry sir, i'm sorry sir, so sorry sir
but hey, i could use the light
-i hope so sir, i hope so sir, oh thank you sir, oh thank you sir
smiling cheetah
wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway
smiling cheetah
the sun made the day
then the moon took the cake
smiling cheetah
wondoway wondoway wondoway wondoway
smiling cheetah
cheetahahahaha
cheetah
oh you're real frightening mr. cheetah
why don't you have a dose of this buddy
you wanna find out what a wondoway is?
you'll really wondoway when you get a juice
there came a lizard from the mouth
of the woman who spoke of things to come
but not when i was even batted when
she reached out and grabbed it between her thumbs
but i knew something was wrong
when she was placing it inside her
i knew something was wrong
made a mess of her vagina
i knew something was wrong
it tried to dig a hole to china
i knew something was wrong
mmmmm....
the vipers in the diapers were approaching the zoo
how the sun jumped over the moon
the lightning warned the kite kings
that the snakes were in view
but the moon moved over the zoo
why do they have to bite for food
why must they drink blood
why is it always night for food
there aught to be a flood
to bury them in mud
the zebras never say much when their eyes aren't in use
when the teeth touch down they're asleep
the rhinos sleep like winos
but when something's that smooth
and the diapers are emptying soon
why did they have to bite for food
why have to have blood
why was it always night for food
and then there was the flood
that buried them in mud
ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE DEAF BOY?:
are you listening to the deaf boy breath
he's never gonna make it home
make you hungry when the deaf boy bleeds
he didn't hear the vampire tone
hear the tone of the blood
hear the tone of the wings as he drops down
drop down, drop down, drop down
drop down, drop down, drop down
are you listening to the deaf foo-parleyvinkeeoo
are you listening as the deaf boy leaves
the ambulance is going home
make you cry when the deaf boy can't breath
you'll never hear the vampire tone
hear the tone of the blood
hear the tone of the wings as he drops down
drop down, drop down, drop down
drop drop drop down, drop down, drop down
are you listening to the deaf boy
are you listening to the deaf boy
are you listening to the deaf boy at all?
-i'm not that's for sure that is not what i, i'm not listening
the leopard sinks in the mud
and his children are crying
the leopard stinks in the mud
cause the leopard is dying
oh won't you please
oh won't you please, please, please, please
the leopard's free of the mud
and his children are happy
the leopard pees on the mud
then he slips and it happens
and oh won't you please
oh won't you please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please
-please, won't you please
-please what, what are you talking about? what are you pleasing...
I KNEW (I'D BLOW THAT BEAST / FUCKER AWAY):
i knew
when the roof caved in
that things were not so good
i knew right away
when the monsters head came through the roof
i knew things were bad
but i had my gun and yea
well i knew, i knew
i had to blow that beast away
i knew, i knew
i had to blow that fucker away
well i knew, i knew
i blow that fucker away baby