Lyrics: Here Comes Santa's Pussy
Side A:
Side B:
03: Snow Kisses (instrumental)
HERE COMES SANTA'S PUSSY:
Rudy and Santa
are we on, baby?
oh, yeah
here comes Santa's pussy strolling down the lane
here comes Santa's pussy that cat he sure is crazy man
here comes Santa's pussy he's taking the candy cane up the reindeer, oh yeah
here comes Santa's little helper boy
here comes Santa's pussy the boy is overjoyed
there goes Santa's reindeer and who's with him now, boys, yeah the boys
oh, once in a while when Mrs.. Claus she goes away, oh yeah
well the presents come out Santa comes out
he's got his crazy candy cane
he puts that little white beard
he finds it right up the poop chute train
well the boys there they go up Santa's nose
what's he got there? only Santa knows
but oh, Santa's pussy that's where the boys like to play around
whenever he's in town
oh, Santa's such a funny clown when you get down to it
he's just a Gacy, there's a little Gacy in all of us
Santa's pretty tough with his pussy cunt
here comes Santa's pussy comin' down Santa Claus lane
i said here comes i said here comes Santa's pussy
down Santa Claus pussy lane
have a real merry Christmas
have a real fuckin' fairy Christmas
happy merry Christmas happy merry new year
i hope you have lots of dead things in packages
for the fact that my daughter ain't here to celebrate this
have a merry Christmas happy new year
have a happy birthday have a funny paper evening
and why don't you go tell the world you're queer?
it ain't a happy night, no lights are on in the house
there ain't no presents under the tree
and there's no heat in the fireplace
and the damn flame is out
merry Christmas i hope you have a drug-filled new year
poisoning my daughter with your doped-up lifestyles and bullshit
she's lying under the ground in fear
it's a night to remember things you don't really want to relive
but once in a while i think of my wife
she died on this merry Christmas she died on a happy new year
she came parachuting out of the sky on an acid-filled trip
join my daughter down there in hell
yeah they're havin' a merry Christmas
i know they're havin' a happy new year
in fact i don't want none of you fuckers to die
i don't want you to join her down there
Satan's pretty good company
they're havin' a real happy Christmas
a real ice cold new year with an ice cold beer in hell
try some drugs, they talked my daughter and my wife
into takin' the damn things and now they're gone
and the life is sucked out and leaves me here with the real
real merry Christmas have a merry new year
have a Virgin Mary happy birthday and drink yourselves a beer
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