02: jasmine
04: gwendyln macrae
05: get yourself a man (if you're a man)
06: the sandbox (the world i live in i love)
07: around the world (with all the men in my arms)
08: i'm sad my goat just died today
10: jap boy in pink
11: punk drunk (fruit fly of love)
12: dig u still
13: the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ass
15: been a month since i had a man
18: i'm a ghost
19: the indian life (li die die)
20: have we discussed love lately girl (the murder)
21: 3 beatniks in love (we met in bed one night)
LIFEGUARD OF LOVE:
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ooh yeah, yeah
lovely love at the beach with the men
in their nice tanned suits
some without anything on
a lifeguard all year long
all year long i’m a lifeguard
all year long i’m a lifeguard
rescuing men, i’ll help you out
you look a little stiff there man
looks like shark bite, help me
that looks like it needs some sucking out
oh yeah just a lifeguard
i’m a lifeguard on the beach for love
lifeguard, lifeguard of love
fuck off, fucked up
it’s wrong when men love women you know
men should only be with men
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she was jasmine
she ruled the grass (marijuana)
we used to lay there, lay there
and watch time pass, time pass
with jasmine the lovely girl
before her it was cryptic
her name was cryptic
we hung out by the cemetery
she used to carry a canary to the cemetery
hell i thought we should have buried the bird
then i have a nerve to ask her father for a hand
(father can i have the chicks hand?)
little did i know her father had the hots for me
his name was larry, larry
he bought the canary in the (canary) first place
one day i'm gonna dig up the bird (girl)
and throw away the key
jasmine, jasmine
i'm goin back to jasmine, jasmine, tennessee
oh yea yea, the answer to my prayers
oh it caught me unaware
oh yea yea yea yea
a man in the bed next to me tonight
can make everything alright
woman just can't cut it anymore
i'm out the back door and he's in mine
now we're goin' fine, now were feelin' great
nothin' can stop us now, i'm in love with a man
with a tattoo of a banana on his arm yea yea yea
i'd make love with him in a barn, no matter where
wear him out like a sad man i'm in up to my head
in men tonight, not tomorrow in the morning light
yea in my arms all the men in the world oh tonight
tomorrow in the cold morning light who knows
i might not be there myself i may not be there myself
i may be another man entirely
yea yea so if, if you're sincere
if you really want my address or not
just fucking around with my head i'll give it to you
i've never been to this bar before
but yea yea yea yea yea lets go home
don't even know your name, but just the same
don't even know your name, but just the same
we'll both end up, we'll both end up
GWENDYLN MACRAE:
my daughter's missing
and so i'll call the authorities
i hope she hasn't been raped
this world's a mystery to me
ohh
she was a straight a student from Tennessee
a little mentally ill, but as parents we never notice these
things
she's missing
i hope she's missing us today
'cause we love you
Gwendyln Macrae
ohh
the school said she'd never amount to much
and her boyfriends always wanted
at least a feel or a touch
and now she's missing
our daughter's missing today
i hope she hasn't been raped
this world's still a game, a mystery to us
as parents today
Gwendyln Macrae, we love you girl
Gwendyln Macrae, Gwendyln Macrae
where are you today?
Gwendyln Macrae
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GET YOURSELF A MAN (IF YOU'RE A MAN):
i know you got your eyes on my man
i know you got your hands in his pants
but lay off he's mine, he's mine
i know you got your nose on the floor
i know what was dripping there before
but it's not mine, it was his
no one can love like us, we're a team
no one should love like us
when two men get together
it's light, light as a feather
a number of us like quarterbacks in hot weather
light as a feather makin' love
doesn't matter where it is or where we're going
i don't care if it's heaven or hell
or something from higher above than that
something we never discussed
we're to busy makin' love
love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love
get yourself a man, if you're a man
get yourself a man, not a woman
get get get yourself a man
THE SANDBOX (THE WORLD I LIVE IN I LOVE):
loving the world i'm living in
loving the world today (i love you world)
loving the world i'm playing in
loving playing today
oh yes with the butterflies and the flowers
and in time i'll go back to my sandbox
oh i've got a date this evening
oh i've got a date today
oh i've got a date (date tomorrow) tomorrow
with the sandbox
i got the day off from work, so i'm goin' to the park
with my butterfly net, who knows i may even catch a lark
haven't you heard, i love livin' in this world i've created
girl would you like to join me today
i love the world i'm playing in today (tomorrow night)
tomorrow who knows, i might have destroyed this world
there's not much left to do, but play with the birds and butterflies
in the sandbox hide your eyes
cause the sand might get into your eyes
the world i live in i love today
AROUND THE WORLD (WITH ALL THE MEN IN MY ARMS):
around the world with all the men in my arms
around the world with all the men and their charms
around the world, around the world tonight
around the world, you never know what you'll see
around the world i may take a piss in your cup of tea
i may make love to you
around the world, we'll see
tangerines and elephants in the trees
but around the world, around the world
with a man in my arms, it's gonna be alright tonight
yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
a couple of men came to my room
we fell in each others arms oh the gloom
beautiful take me once again
you're charms are so exciting
though the expense i can handle
i'll learn to live without you
but i don't know how i'm going to handle the pain
though i just said i could handle it, i can't handle the pain
oh yea yea, handle the pain
pan handling, would you like to buy my pain
around the world, in twenty nine days
around the world, circumcised at one age or another
we're all going to be, we're gonna be lonely
just wait and see, just wait and see, just wait and see
without a man in your arms, it's not nice is it?
I'M
SAD MY GOAT JUST DIED TODAY:
i'm sad because my goat just died today
i'm sad my goat just fell in the hay hey
we're all sad the goat just died today
we're sad enough t' cry
sad, the goat just died tonight
we're sad, his funeral though will be out of sight
we're so sad, but in a way we're happy
he didn't suffer too much, he only got the cramps
once
sad, oh the piece of poop
wouldn't come out of his belly
sad, we had to call Doc Nelly
we're sad
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blame it on my moods, agh..
you were thirteen when i killed you
i was fourteen when i murdered you
how did it feel to know the truth?
i've been going through some crazy moods lately
my grades have been bad at school, how are your moods
i didn't mean to kill you you know that's true
we had some lovely days in the afternoon
skippin' school and telling our parents off, huh-huh
remember when we told the principle to go to hell
and he packed up his suitcase and took us at his word, our word
some crazy moods we were going through girl
do you remember? of course you don't you're dead
moods are wrong but, life is a game still
don't know where you came from
but i like your style
give us a little time alone together
give us a while
jap boy in pink
love you, wink at me one more time
jap boy in pink
give us a wink just one more time
love what you're doing here on your motorcycle
you really can grind
you really unwind
drinking your wine on your bicycle
so come on jap boy in pink
when you ride on your motorcycle
the boys who are jealous say "you stink"
but you're all mine jap boy in pink
jap boy in stink i'll buy you a mink
maybe that will help jap boy in pink
boy boy you stink
jap boy in pink with your blonde pearly wig
blonde pearly wig, blonde jap boy
you're dressed like mansfield
PUNK DRUNK (FRUIT FLY OF LOVE):
punk drunk weekend of love
nothing like it on earth
heaven can't touch us now
heaven got nothing on this holy cow
punk drunk little punk drunk
fruit flies coming off the walls
when you park your little car down one of my stalls
still love you though
take back your ring, shove it
shut your mouth
love you, always have, always will
punk drunk fruit fly of love
shut out from above
punk punk punk love
why can't you love
i've got a bed for two
just me and you
i dug digging your grave
because you didn't behave
i dig putting your body beneath the earth
just so what makes it worse is that i loved you
they said i was crazy, they said i was nuts
but you and i know i had the guts to kill all the little boys
and i bury them beneath my house one by one
quiet as a mouse they went into the grave
so like i said, loved you then, love you now
i can't say why or how, but oooohhh.....
i dig you still, dig you...
actually they're digging you still
hehehehehehe
THE QUICKEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS ASS:
baby you're looking at a one hooker man
baby i'm sorry but i'm into men
every man i look at looks good
i'd have them all baby if i could
the only way to a man's heart is through his ass
the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ass
is if he's a fag, he'll understand
just got back from the bars
it's a prison out there, gosh the way they tie you up it's nuts
it's so coo coo
it's a gay crazy world we live in
at least i live there with my friends
we've got our own lifestyle
leave us alone to do what we want
we'll do what we can all night long do....
the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ass
through his ass, a fag's ass, through his ass
oh i'm the monster you love
just slimy and grimy
and coming after you oh ho ho ho, ho ho
but the thing that's different about me
is i'm only out in the day
oh daytime monsters, my heart to love
hard to get cover in the day
somehow it's true in the day
somehow you're nude
and the monster jumped up on you from behind
we'll it's true that i myself am nude
not you're ordinary monster
(when i'm singing this song i'm nude)
(and you're not eating food)
monsters are peaceful creatures
things you diggin,
even if you don't know what you're diggin' cause they don't exist
you're safe in the night
but close your doors when the daylight comes
because then here i come listen to me laugh
close your blinds when you're takin' a bath
i only attack the nude
(attack yourself and just be done with it asshole)
BEEN A
MONTH SINCE I HAD A MAN:
been a month since i had a man
been a month since we had that dance
and you waved your flag at me
and i came running huh huh huh
been a month since i had a man
been a month since i had the sperm
taken out of my pants
the laundry worked wonders
the laundry is best for these things
been a month since i had a man
and somehow i give a damn
when i see you eyeing up other guys
well i talked to mother about it
i can talk to mother
well i talked to father about it
he says you're a faggot
been a month since i had a man
been a month since we did our dance
in my bedroom
and it's so cool without you
been a month since i had a man
'twas the finest romance with a man
been a month since i had a man
been a month since i had a man
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i'm sick to death of living in pain
but will anyone help me, no
i'm sick to death of suckin' cock
but can i change my ways, no
i don't want to no no no
i'm sick to death
i don't know what's wrong with me
might be that shit leaking outta my
assssssk me anything about aids
i'll tell you what you wanna know
we can stop the war
what ya fighting for
we can start the war
but there's no point
there's no point to bloodshed
there's no point to anything with guns
we can start our own love reservation
we can stop the war
and we can start a war of love today
we can start it anytime
you won't need a nickel or a dime
just grab a hold of the one you love
and pull em tight to you
grab a hold of everyone
you can do what you can do
oh stop the war that's what we're singin' for
stop the war, and start the war of love
stop the war, and start the war of love
stop the war, and start the war of love
there's no need for these terrorists
there's no need for racists
we could set off bombs of love
and fly like doves
oh we love, that's all we need
we can stop the war
and start our own war of love today
stop the war, and start the war of love
drop your love bombs everyone
join us all, join us all, join us all, oh
jesus on our side so come on stop the war
jesus is on our side so come on let's stop the war
(with satan on our side)
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
rah ha ha ha ha
ah ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
it goes to show, i'm a ghost ha ha ha
you might have noticed by my tone a ha ha ha
of my voice, you had no choice
but to come on into my arms and love me
honestly i'm a ghost, ah ha ha ha
and you're alive ahahahaha
ah but more than that ah ha ha ha
i'm gonna love you oh ha ha haha
it's been raining all night in my groin
i'm the ghost and you're the person
but this doesn't mean you're worse off than me
this means your still pinned to this world
and i'm above this world
so i sing ah ha ha ha
mmmm.. mmmm.. mmmmm....
i'm a ghost
hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
ooooooh
li li die, li li li de de de
i'm on my way back to my teepee
li die die, li li li da da die die
i've got the medicine to save the tribe
everyone's on their way to death land today
i say, li die die, ha ha ha, li die li da da die die
ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo
and my wife "sitting sue"
ah, don't know what to do
she tries to nurse the tribe back to dea.. life
but they're beyond the grave
i said, li die die
bring 'em back to li-li-li-life, li li li
oh, look at the sun
look at the
look at the clouds
oh, things look different when we're smoking our pipes
when we're making love to birds in the sky
we're singing
li li li, li de de die, li de de de die
li de die, ow
and we live in teepees
ah, and everyone soon goes pee pee
everyone except the children, the children, the children
the children, i love the children, say
aye li die, li li, li die die die
the indian life
li li, li li li li li
the indian life
li li, li die die li li
the indian life is correct
it's lovely, and i....
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HAVE WE DISCUSSED LOVE LATELY GIRL?:
have we discussed love lately girl?
have we discussed the murder?
have we discussed love lately girl?
the murder, oh it's killing me
but the love, the love we felt
during the stabbing the love i felt girl
we should've been having girl
have we discussed love lately girl?
i'm sure we have at one time or another
but why bother
the death rampage we went on ended in love
if there's a person living
doesn't understand my killings for love
i'd like to know about it because
i'm hanging my head low on death row
i'm hanging my head low
into the bathtub with my head low
my head, oh girl my head
girl my head, girl my head
you give good....
need i say more girl?
oh, ho ho ho
aghh...oh, ho ho ho ho
oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho
oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho
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3 BEATNIKS IN LOVE (WE MET IN BED ONE NIGHT):
two beatniks in love
oh we met through poetry
three beatniks in love
we met in bed one night
what a lovely night it was
but who remembers what a lovely thing we saw
the three of us greased down on a hot summer night
and i sang something about starry nights
poetry was my game
and you laid with your hand across my crotch
like anyone insane
and when they passed around my beret
on that fateful day and claimed i was dead
boy were they in for a surprise
three graves rose up that night
a rose in my hand for you the poet was i
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