Lyrics: It's Only Right and Natural
01:
i've got drugs (out of the mist)
02: i don't
care if u disrespect me (just so you love me)
03: hot cock annie
04: these are
the finest queen boys (i've ever seen)
05: rosy jack world
06: someone's pinning me to
the ground
07: baby greaser george
08: (thank god i died in)
the car crash
09: gather 'round for savior #2
10: richard dick richards
11: men (come on men)
12: dykes are we
13: been a month since i had a
man
14: homos
I'VE GOT DRUGS
(OUT OF THE MIST):
i've done drugs that would blow your mind
tonight real fine
tonight blow your mind
tonight out of my mind
tonight
tonight goin' out of my mind
tonight out of my mind
tonight blow you blind
tonight
i've got a suitcase full of drugs i can turn you on
would you like to come along?
(i'd like to come along)
i've got got drugs (where ya goin' man?)
i've got drugs (can i come wherever it is man?)
i've got drugs (i'll do your dope)
i've got blues (i'll be a dope man)
out of the mist, there's a pimp (out of the misty moon)
out of the mist, there's a hooker (coppin' tit)
out of the mist, there's a priest (from a man with a joint in his hand)
out of the mist (i kissed you beautiful)
out of the mist
how could i miss you with your drugs?
out of the mist
how could i miss you with your druggy ways? (fuck off)
out of the mist (out of the misty world i spun my dreams)
out of the mist
out of the mist (i pissed on Gordon Lightfoot twice)
i kissed your lovely drug-filled lips
you sleazy prostitute
where's your pimp friend?
(gimmie your fucking can of 'ludes turn 'em over whore)
where's your pimp friend and your priest?
as he stood there and lectured to me
on how i should live about (on his yeast infection)
(fucking priest with a yeast infection)
a drug problem that never existed
out of the mist
i kissed your drug-filled lips
(back to
top)
I DON'T CARE IF
U DISRESPECT ME (JUST SO YOU LOVE ME):
that was a good drum break
i feel like makin' love to all the men tonight
yeah yeah
it's a beautiful night
makin' love to every guy in sight
yeah yeah
it's a beautiful night
yeah a night
lotta cute guys in the club tonight (you're not joking)
lotta juicy asses hangin' out
what's your name? (like i told you before)
as i've said so many times before
i don't wanna play no games
don't wanna play no games with you tonight
but i tend to be a loner
so when you get up in the morning
i may not be there
i don't care if you disrespect me
just so you love me
(back to
top)
HOT COCK ANNIE:
tropical love with the boys men
animals just can't cut it no more
tan everyone's tan everyone's good
lyin' on the beach they knew they would
feels so good in japan
being oiled down by furry young men
beautiful time i can't remember when i've been so hard
oh how ya doin' sailor? just got into port fine
do you know where i can get my rocks off? no i don't
do you know where i can buy a fresh pair of socks?
i thought you were gonna ask me about hot cock
hot cock annie here she comes
nobody cares about her
she's the one with the cock and the vagina combined
get her from behind
hot cock annie
here comes big fat george
look at that butt
look at him gorge away
all the boys play with his butt
rammin' 'em up and down
this is a crazy faggy town we live in
ahhh it doesn't matter to me
i've changed my ways
people say i'm gay
(back to
top)
THESE ARE THE FINEST
QUEEN BOYS (I'VE EVER SEEN):
start by kissing my ass, i'll start by rubbing your balls
we'll have a jammy time together one and all
what will we do later on when the butter runs out?
you'll probably scream and shout,
"here comes the watermelon seed
up my snoot snout"
and that's your asshole, your snoot snout
i'll put it through your eyesocket young man
i'm the first man you've had don't tell me about loving women
i don't want to know about it
this is our world men make sure of it
we'll do with each other what we want so
valvoline and vasoline and all the things in between
don't scrub yourself up i like you unclean
here comes jimmy jam joe, and there goes sally marie
these are the finest queen boys i've ever seen
i even prefer then to my regular brand of sheep
sally jim john and jimmy joe blow there they go
oh who will finish first? no one knows, no one knows
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top)
ROSY JACK WORLD:
a-come on, a-come on
rosy jack's world
you'll find the boys and girls 'round here
uh huh yeah yeah
rosy jack world, everybody's in tears
don't know why
i gave 'em all the love i got inside
don't know why
don't know why
they get all of my love
rosy jack world, come along
we're gonna sing such a happy song
downstairs in the barn
come on kids, join along
this is our world kids
have fun while u can
ah your mother didn't know
where u were when i found u
sorry 'bout that
oh child don't cry again
'cause rosy jack world
this is a place where u belong friend
oh child, child, child don't cry
child, child i'll tell you why
rosy jack man is down your pants
rosy jack world
oh rosy jack world
oh rosy jack world
i'm your squirrel man
don't u know about
rosy jack world
rosy jack world
he's an evil man
painted up clown and you're evil as hell
oh why don't u find yourself
a boy down inside
the wishing well
wishing well
oh rosy jack world
rosy jack world
oh you like the boys more than the girls
in your rosy jack world
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top)
SOMEONE'S PINNING ME TO THE GROUND:
oh yeah
someone's pinning me to the ground
i can't move, i can't hear a sound
oh i i can almost hear my heart beat
oh beat me like you know how
i can almost, i can almost cum
in your mouth
it's been a long drive home, i may never get there safely
no matter what they say, i'll never go back to the navy
(back to
top)
BABY GREASER GEORGE:
i'm grateful
that the stroller came my way today
oh Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller
and look who's inside
ah don't hide
baby greaser George
oh i got too close to the stroller
and put my thing down his mouth
and he parted his teeth
baby teeth
north and south brilliantly
like greaser George
baby greaser George
took off with my left ball
ah mother took off with the stroller too soon
and he swallowed it whole
ehh did i ever tell you
what greaser George was dressed in that day
well greaser George he had on a leather outfit
ohh three months or so but boy could he ever suck
greaser George greaser George
the 3 month old baby greaser George
(back to
top)
(THANK GOD I DIED IN) THE CAR
CRASH:
i'm fine
i made it home ok
i'm glad you were concerned
my face didn't get too badly burned
in the car crash
but my thighs were lacerated heavily
the doctor took care of that though
thank god it wasn't a female nurse
thank god i died in the crash
my ghost came to haunt you in a flash
oh the ghost of the man
from the Candyland car crash
oh the sash is falling down upon his breast
oh he did his best to breathe
but he just couldn't
oh they sucked on his lips
'til his head turned blue
then his ears turned purple
and the sun turned green
and the light went out of the moon
car crash blues
arriving dead in the morgue in the nude
cold morning hours
oh i didn't wear my best clothes to my death
oh what will they think down at the parlor at best
what will they think
when they found i had 9 pairs of underwear on
(back to
top)
GATHER 'ROUND FOR SAVIOR #2:
(backwards at beginning "Savior number three")
i'm thinking of a bird i love
and every time i think the bees gather around me
and children start to play at my feet
and the tangerine rabbits play too
and the woods are filled with children laughing
laughing amongst themselves as if it's some joke
known only to themselves
but they're laughing because they've gone
they've gone to their last church, mass
they've given up on church
because they've found something else
i'm here for the kids
oh kids disposing of bibles near my feet
oh parents gather in a rage
oh oh i took up this life
when i was half their age
ah kids singin' like they know
what they're singin' about
kids following my words
screaming, scream and shouting about
the way my eyes look
there's a certain gleam
that is unlike that of any parent
oh a gleam they know and love
the kids need not worry when they're with me
oh drop your bibles kids and gather 'round
ah listen to the sound
and listen to what you've always known
to what you've always been
to what you will always see
and gather 'round for savior #2
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top)
RICHARD DICK RICHARDS:
Richard oh Richard dick Richards
i love the shirts you wear
when you cum in your underwear
Richard Richard dick Richards
you've had your share of heartaches
not with the girls
oh they've thrown pearls at your feet
but you're better than the pearls
dressed in leather clad in heat
you make all the teats swell
you may as well
Richard Richard dick Richards
you make the boys swell as well as the girls
your fancy curls on your bulge
uh huh ho
there's no one like you Richard
(back to
top)
MEN (COME ON MEN):
my kind of town
my kind of gown to wear to bed
oh town of gold
ohhh everyone here is too old for sex
we're listening to our music
on the bed ohhh
if you're a man get over here
women clear out
no fucking doubt about it
men are right to love me all night
once there was a woman with a man
they held Eden between the fingers of their hands
fuck that like i told you in the other story
men come on men
men oh come on men
oh don't be shy men
oh look me in the eye men
both of them were men
DYKES
ARE WE:
it may seem to other people
like we've come from outer space
but we're really just two
nurses on the staff
nurses on the staff
and now it's time for a break
we'll slip out back
and slip out of our clothes
and i'll shave your moustache off
and maybe you can check out my new tattoo
ohhh dykes are we
ahhh ecstasy
(dykes out to lunch)
this is our land
this is our world but
(dyke bitch)
dykes are we
(dyke bitch whorelette of love)
oh yeah
slipping dildo after dildo
(dildo)
out of our mouths and pussies
and if you're lucky
maybe it's a Friday
i'll suck your tits bitch
dykes are we
(dyke bitchin rubber tit mama)
living in ecstasyland tonight
(slit bitch rubber tit mama)
dykes are we
ecstasy is ours in each other's arms
ohhh there's no chance we'll ever get aids
and by the way i'm a nurse
so if you ever want me to come to your aid
i mean come to your aid
(cum, i'll cum)
you know damn well what i do on Saturdays
dykes are we
(dyke rubber slit dyke fucking
tit)
Saturdays are pussy sucking days
(pussy sucking whore fucking bitching dyke woman you are)
dykes are we
(dykes times three)
living in ecstasyland
(times seven)
today
(ohh... wiener woman)
today
dykes are we
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top)
BEEN A MONTH SINCE I HAD A MAN:
been a month since i had a man
been a month since we had that dance
and you waved your flag at me
and i came running huh huh huh
been a month since i had a man
been a month since i had the sperm
taken out of my pants
the laundry worked wonders
the laundry is best for these things
been a month since i had a man
and somehow i give a damn
when i see you eyeing up other guys
well i talked to mother about it
i can talk to mother
well i talked to father about it
he says you're a faggot
been a month since i had a man
been a month since we did our dance
in my bedroom
and it's so cool without you
been a month since i had a man
'twas the finest romance with a man
been a month since i had a man
been a month since i had a man
(back to
top)
HOMOS:
oh mom, was always wondering why i was into sports
oh mom, was always wondering why i was staying after school
i'm into sports mom and also i'm in the locker room with the boys
i'm in the shower and i drop the soap every time
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
homos no one knows a homo like us
we love homos
lesbians are cool
and straights are fools
lesbians rule their scene
but the homos are the coolest of the cools
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
homos
they never knock at my front door
they never ring on the phone
they always come through the window
through the back door
through the throat
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
homos
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