nigger where ya going
nigger where ya been (going where ya been nigger?)
nigger where ya going
nigger where ya been
oh i'm going to pick some cotton
and where were you today?
raping a white woman?
oh, is that your girl?
and where are you tomorrow
to be but in my arms, nigger
nigger, nigger, a nigger, a nigger, a nigger

oh garden hose, the nozzle boys, pit bull pete

this creep sucked upon my licorice swine belly

drinking my dandelion wine from my crisp condom

fruit bashing piglets they were

gingerbread town

the dead man in my arms

crying for love

i offered my skull cap up

oh the bellies were filled up one by one

i ended up chewing on your crayon

been a cold cobra nebraska evening down by the docks

and the ship hadn't come in for hours

a girl selling pregnant billy glass blown pink eyed daffodils

but i don't have any money go home, get out of my life baby

i've gotta catch a plane to honolulu

nebraska in the summer, nebraska in the winter

it's enough to break your balloons boys, your balls are green

i've been waiting all my life for the ship to come in

the damn thing ain't been to port yet

but there's no reason to give up hope

cause we still got, we got the flowers

pregnant polly bringin' around the glasses to drink

fill em up with blood one by one

having tons of fun, busting our balloons

and polly brought emmanuel grapefruit guy billy cigarette eyed phillip

he sure knew how to swill his liquor, amongst other things

oh, hickorice boys

licorice sticks

the candy stores are boring places for girls

so boys get in line picking lemons and limes from my legs

yes, i'm available, i've got a ladder, i've got a fresh blossoms in bloom, ah ha ha

oh so full of shit boys, oh yea yea yea

i've never had this much fun yea

so full of shit boys, gonna have to get the shovel out

i'm gonna have to get out something because later on

there wasn't time to pick the fruit off the trees

oh the lesbians had been there first

there'd been no, cod picking billy boys had been there first

the butch dykes in all their glory

you couldn't stop 'em, you couldn't live with em or without em

oh so full of shit, so full of crap, oh girls get off my nap sack ohh.., get off my nap sack ohhh..

get off my crap sack ohh..., get off, i'm... i'm getting off

oh the handle bar boys strolling through

oh they've been to the top and back

oh lets all take a crap in their laps

the attack of the trees on the village

they all walked into town one day

took the place by stormy weather

agh.. crayfish crawling, caterwauling

agh.. pigeons and chickens were flying like cooped up geese

agh.. how did they ever walk that far

it was twenty five miles to the village

and it was a very hot day, 175 degrees

the leader of the gang of trees

he wore no pants

ants were crawling up and down his branches

oh the governor came out and made a speech

he told them to go home and wash their teats

of course these were all male trees

and being disobedient, they never washed their teats

they never washed their beat up beady, beady red-eyed teats

unless it was 75 degrees

it was like a sand storm when the biggest tree unzipped himself

and everyone stood back, everyone stood, everyone had to stand back

oh when he bent over backwards that was it, it exposed his crack well

oh god almighty himself, he left town, he said i've had enough

he dropped his gown near the flowery town of bethlehem hill

agh.. it was a hot day, eventually all the trees collapsed of heat exhaustion

(bye bye)

love was the devil's idea

love was his own

love was the devil's idea

you should see his children

hippies and strippers and bag people

tramps and deceivers

CB'ers and BS'ers

and believers (i believe)

tripping out on our sexuality

that was his idea

i'd like to shake his hand for the opportunity to love

oh, la da da dum, da da da da dum

la da da da, la da da da, mmm

oh la dum, la da da da dah, la da da dum

la da da da dah, la da da dum

when the cat pisses in the corner again

that's when you take him outside with the blade

and you shorten his pin

take him outside and string up his slim

take him outside and skin

when he pisses again

that's when the whole coat comes off

it don't matter if he says he didn't do it

you have proof that he did

you have, you have the proof, that he did

it's right up your nose, just like a shortened thalid

la da rou da da

la da da da da da da dum, ah

it came as a shock

the lonely jackal-box boy

you're funny playing with your toy

did you meet my friend roy?

he's got a horse and a saddle for your little forlorn legs

saddle me up, the lonely box-jackal boy

jackal boy blue

such a sad story to be told

year after year

the lonely jackal-box boy

the lonely jackal-box

here for the tiny tots, and the old men

when will you end play time?

oh, the lonely jackal box boy

black and yellow

breathing fire through your anus boy

cute, real nice..

(oh really yea yea yea)

i feel so good i could croak

i felt better last year before i gaved up the smokes

i felt better after i gave up razor blades

i felt sweetly when my bed was finally made

but now the people want to do something about me

(they can't do nothing)

i'll live my own life

there ain't much to it but it's mine

if you come near me i've got this blade

i intend to use it on you and anything that gets in my way of life

as i know it you probably call it death

i intend to be around for a while

i've got plenty of young boys to seduce still

you can't lock me up and keep me away forever

i'll get out and maybe i'll become president

i think the whole world is crazy

i think it's funny the way things are going

ooh, oh

i'm turning into something, i don't know what it's gonna be

it looks like a vulva night

time for a velveteen in my teats

i used to graze 'neath the velveteen vulva vulitating mood

oh, bash my balls in if you may, if you must go picnicking

keep your thumbs out of the hay, hey hey

lotta changes, what am i becoming now?

in my teens i, i didn't know no how

what i, what i was, i had an idea of what i'd become

and look at me now, you just go look at me now

'cause i , i ain't got the time

and i ain't too inclined to like what i see

you see i'm really changing

i've got lips like a god damned grasshopper now

my ass is protruding like a milking cow

it's from my nostrils, i don't wanna know

this must be somebody's idea of a joke

it's alright, you don't have to be sorry

it's just love beneath an unsavory moon

la la la la

la la la

don't don't you know

oh, la, la dum

somewhere in the hills at night

where none of the children are frightened go

it's there and it's scary, you better know it, you better know

la da da, waiting for you at the end of the road

la da da, not nice, oh it's cold as ice

but there's gotta be some hope somewhere

doesn't seem right to be placed here without a glimmer of the truth

(it all leads back to) la da da no no

somewhere out there in the hills

waiting to take your life, are you ready

you really think you can lose your life as easy as that

la da da da da da, oh you didn't think that somewhere in these hills it waits

frightened your whole life, you sat like a piece of bait

la la the night, la da

la da, goodnight